You are in Peace Corps Cameroon PST when...

• 38 people applaud for bite-sized Snickers bars
• eating burnt cow-corn for snack, loaded in salt
• fresh milk, cheese, pop-tarts, pizza, hamburger, olive oil, etc. become pure delicacy
• getting creative with your food, making every combination imaginable of eggs, tomato, avocado, Laughing-Cow-Cheese, and baguettes
• glad the person waking up with cockroach on the face or mice tickling their feet wasn't you
• getting curfew extended to 9pm is heaven on earth
• playing football (soccer) coated in slimy red mud is highlight of the week
• you spend 95% of your free time at Chez Pierre's